Funny National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Quotes

National Lampoon'southward Christmas Vacation is 1 of the funniest movies ever made considering of all the hilarious quotes!

With the holidays approaching I wanted to share some of my favorite hilarious quotes from ane of my favorite holiday movies — National Lampoon'south Christmas Vacation! If for some crazy reason you take not seen this movie nevertheless, stop reading this and lookout man it at present. Then come back and laugh your butt off at these quotes!

National Lampoon's Christmas Holiday Quotes

I put together a collection of the funniest quotes from this movie and while I honestly could have written down nigh of the script, I but had to stop somewhere. These are the quotes that have me laughing as I blazon them. Enjoy!

"Worse? How tin can things go any worse? Take a await around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!" – Clark Griswold

"Your grandma'due south got a existent painful bur on her heel. If y'all rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter." – Grandma Griswold

"Would it be indecent to inquire the grandparents to stay at a hotel?" – Audrey Griswold

"It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room." – Clark

"Wouldn't exist the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they – hotter than they are." – Clark

"Yes, information technology's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out." – Clark

"Y'all couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." – Uncle Lewis

"Dad, you taught me everything I know nearly exterior illumination." – Clark

"I'm sorry, this is our family'south outset kidnapping." – Ellen Griswold

"Is it plugged in?" – Ellen

"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!" – Clark

"Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down." – Ellen

"Hey Griswold, where practice yous retrieve y'all're gonna put a tree that big?" – Todd Chester
"Curve over and I'll evidence you." – Clark

"If you desire to come in you'll have to break down the goddamn door!" – Margo

"I don't know what to say, merely it'south Christmas and we're all in misery." – Ellen

"I hope nobody I know drives past and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas." – Audrey

"Y'all better have a pelting cheque on that, Art, he'southward got a lip fungus they own't identified yet." – Cousin Eddie

"When Santa squeezes his fatty white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!" – Clark

"I'm gonna catch it in a glaze, and smack it with a hammer!" – Clark

"Welcome to our domicile…what's left of it." – Ellen

"Oh, the silent majesty of a wintertime's morn, the make clean, absurd arctic of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer." – Clark

Clark: "Where's Eddie? He usually eats these things."
Catherine, Eddie's wife: "Oh, not recently. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol."

"Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where'due south the Tylenol?" – Clark

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and exit you for expressionless?" – Clark

"Yous just march over in that location and slug that pitter-patter in the face." – Margo

"Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone." – Cousin Eddie

"I honey it here. Yous don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same identify!" – Scarlet Sue

"Whoa, geez! Await at the time. I gotta get to bed—and brush my teeth, feed the hog, practise the laundry, wash the motorcar, however got some homework to exercise." – Rusty Griswold

"Where do you lot think you're going? Nobody'southward leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. Nosotros're all in this together. This is a total-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."- Clark

"If that thing had nine lives, she but spent 'em all." – Cousin Eddie

"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?" – Granddaddy Art

"I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul." – Clark

"Mom? This box is meowing." – Rusty

"Grace? She died 30 years agone!" – Aunt Bethany

"If I woke upwardly tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpeting, I wouldn't be more surprised." – Clark

"Save the neck for me, Clark!" – Cousin Eddie

"Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was total!" – Cousin Eddie

I hope yous enjoyed these National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes! If I missed your favorite one, let me know! Be sure to check out all my other quotes collections from your favorite movies and Tv set shows.

About National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Equally the holidays approach, Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) wants to take a perfect family Christmas, so he pesters his wife, Ellen (Beverly D'Angelo), and children, every bit he tries to make sure everything is in line, including the tree and house decorations.

Notwithstanding, things go awry quickly. His hick cousin, Eddie (Randy Quaid), and his family bear witness upward unplanned and outset living in their camper on the Griswold property. Even worse, Clark'southward employers renege on the vacation bonus he needs.

Watch National Lampoon's Christmas Holiday hither.

Tessa Smith is a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer-approved Film and Boob tube Critic. She is also a Freelance Writer. Tessa has been in the Entertainment writing business for about x years and is a member of several Critics Associations including the Critics Selection Association, Hollywood Critics Association, and the Greater Western New York Film Critics Association.

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